The Secret Most Body Oils Won't Tell You (And Why Your Mouth Should Be Involved)

Here's the uncomfortable truth: If your mouth isn't involved, you're only experiencing half the intimacy available to you.
Most body oils are designed for hands. Glide. Friction. Efficiency. They're technically "edible" in the way that paper is technically edible. As in: won't kill you if you accidentally ingest it.
That's not the same as "makes you want to taste every inch of them."

WORSHIP ME OILS ARE 100% FOOD-GRADE

Which means what starts with your hands doesn't have to stop there.
One trail of warmth across their collarbone becomes an invitation your tongue already understands.
Suddenly:

• Their lower back? Ten minutes of devoted attention.
• The inside of their wrist?*You discover it has a flavour.
• That curve where neck meets shoulder? Your new favourite destination.

This is the oil that removes the last barrier between desire and action.
The barrier isn't technique.
The barrier is taste.
And you just removed it.

NOT MASSAGE. DEVOTION.

The glide isn't designed for friction. It's designed for bodies that soften, time that disappears, and touch that - three days later - still makes them text:

"When can we do that again?"

(Not The One Who Rushes Through)

Most people's intimacy:

1. 5 minutes of foreplay (generous estimate)
2. Rush to the "main event"
3. Finish
4. Immediately check phone

Efficient? Sure. Sacred? Absolutely not.

BE THE LOVER WHO:

• Makes them beg you not to go faster.
• Whose mouth they remember three days later.
• Whose scent triggers heat in their body weeks after.
• Who turns foreplay from "thing you do before sex" into "the entire experience."
• Who gets texted at 2pm on a Wednesday: "Still thinking about
  last night."

One drop. Twenty minutes. Everything shifts.

The oil warms on their skin. Your attention deepens. Their body opens in ways it's been waiting for. This is where instinct becomes intention. Where pleasure becomes practice. Where devotion gets delicious. And where you finally understand: You weren't bad at intimacy. You were just efficient at it. Now you're about to be devotional.

Isn't should I try this. It's: "How much longer do I want to wait before intimacy feels like this?"

Most couples will keep doing what they're doing: 5-minute foreplay. Efficient touch. Intimacy that's fine.

• You're not most couples. You're here because you know there's more.
  You're here because "fine" isn't enough anymore.
• You're here because you're ready to stop treating intimacy like a
  checkbox and start treating it like ceremony.

HERE'S WHAT HAPPENS NEXT:

1. Choose your oil (or get both - most people do)
2. Download your practices immediately (you get access before the oil even ships)
3. Start with breath (14 minutes that change everything)
4. When oil arrives, you're already primed (your nervous system knows presence now)
5. First use transforms everything (and you text us three days later to confirm)

THE VOW:

May your pleasure be sacred. May your touch be prayer. May your mouth remember what your hands already know. - Kylie Kerr, Founder. Worship Me